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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 02:00 pm
twice as (not) nice

Inspired by wuweibaby, I'm curious how others might answer this question:

What are some things that are good if there is only one of them, but bad if there are two?

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Current Mood: thoughtful thoughtful

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emakelle
Erin
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)

People that you have romantic interest in, if they are in the same room.

Edited at 2008-02-06 10:05 pm (UTC)


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)

Good one. My own answer was "spouses" along the same lines.


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jef182
d
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)

personalities?


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emakelle
Erin
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)

good one


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yoopie
yoopie
Hi
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)

a lame answer but true

Debt


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)

How so? Or do you mean one debt is preferable to two?


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walkingbytch
walkingbytch
Zuba
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)

olsen girls


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)

One Olsen girl is good? Which?


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nate_turpentine
nate_turpentine
Terry Sawchuk is my motherfucker, yo!
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)

Dicks
and this is backed up by Dave Chapelle, Notorious BIG, Drama, Turtle and Me. Just to name a few, yo!


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drjeff
drjeff
Raoul Duke
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)

And all of the above were 30 years behind Shel Silverstein!

STACY BROWN GOT TWO
(Silverstein)
Shel Silverstein - 1972


Did you hear bout Stacy brown
(No we didn't but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town
(No he didn't but he tried to)
He had looks, he had class
Do anything to get a little lass
And everyone would shout at him
when he walks his girlies past
They said everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)

Do you know the reason for his success
(No we don't so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed
(Not like you fellas)
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
Still his girl friends
They all wake up smilin' every morn
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)

[Guitar Break]

Why they're climbin' up the wall
(Just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run and old ones crawl
(He drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact
But no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee
Or underneath his hat
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)

He got two, I tell you truth it's a fact
No I ain't seen him, but no I mean it's a fact
Well that's what my old lady told me
No I don't know why she knows, how did she know
Maybe somebody told her, huh
Gossip, maybe it's gossip, how did she know
Maybe just seems like two
I wanna talk to that woman
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)


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celibot
celibot
The Devil's Fluffer
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC)

Members of the Sith.


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)

Of course!


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glowing_fish
glowing_fish
Matthew Harris
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)

"Girlfriends" was my first reaction.


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glowing_fish
glowing_fish
Matthew Harris
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC)

And also, pairs of eyes. Or ears. Or mouths. Or just about any other body part.


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emakelle
Erin
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)

You should probably read the comments before you submit your own.


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nemo_wistar
nemo_wistar
Nemo Wistar, Escaped Lab Rat
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)

Y chromosomes.


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)

Or, if you're misogynistic, X.


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typsie
typsie
typsie
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)

Tampons currently in use?


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC)

Creative!


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kaleidoscopeeye
kaleidoscopeeye
Kaleidoscope Eyes
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)

Babies daddy :)


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)

... for the same baby?


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)

Sure, or a bottle, or a tub, or a donut. Well done. :)


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writesthings
writesthings
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)

buttholes


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writesthings
writesthings
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)

golden rings in Middle Earth


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littlebluedog
littlebluedog
Tim
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)

One wasn't necessarily good, though, was it? I mean I guess without it, there'd have been no movies, Sean Asten wouldn't have gained mid-career popularity, you wouldn't have known of, or hooked up with, Orlie ...

OK, I guess the One Ring was good.


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writesthings
writesthings
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)

two parachutes on a crashing airplane that you and two ex's are flying.


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