crankyHis ilk, who will be slowly emerging with greater frequency as the weather warms up, include:
- Satchmo, who plays a tenor sax apparently able to produce only three notes
- Harp Lady, who has a mic and a very shaky, whiny voice, which sounds almost apologetic for being used for singing
- Off-Key Trumpet Guy, who plays Christmas carols year-round, and also renditions of Mario Bros. theme music, which, surprisingly, is only cute and innovative only the first time you hear it
- The Guy Who Bangs On Things (actually I think there may be several such Guys), pro: he has rhythm; con: his stamina is unbelievable, and that sound really carries
