September 19th, 2006

little blue dog

arrr, me hearties

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day today, I give ye a list o' pirate pick-up lines:

- Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly?
- Have ye ever met a man with a real yardarm?
- Come on up and see me urchins!
- Aye, that is a hornpipe in me pocket and I am happy to see ye!
- I'd love t' drop anchor in yer lagoon!
- Pardon me, but would ye mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
- How'd ye like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
- Well blow me down?
- Prepare to be boarded!
- They don’t call me Long John because me head is so big!
- Yer drinkin' a Salty Dog? How’d ye like to try the real thing?
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
- I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted!
- That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on!
- Let's get together and haul some keel!
- That’s some treasure chest ye got there!
- Ramming speed!
- Let me show ye how I bury me treasure!
- Wanna hook up?
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