- 12:05 Only a month left in a decade with no official nickname yet. The aughts? The zips? My suggestion: the tukes (short for Y2K). Beauty, eh?
- 16:40 I love client-imposed patent claim word limits. And by "love" I mean "despise."
- 20:35 One of my useless superpowers: unfailingly selecting the noisiest grocery cart in the store.