- 10:41 New personal record for assembling IKEA Billy bookshelf: 19.5 minutes.
- 15:30 Wow. Wouldn'ta thunk that doing the wedding registry would be so exhausting. Feel like I completed a marathon of consumerism.
- 22:18 Whoops, missed the Oscars.
- 22:24 Also, for some reason I smell like soup. It's ... been a busy day.