- 13:29 The marriage license application allows the groom to change his surname, too. I've narrowed it down to either "Vader" or "Awesome."
- 14:11 A lot of runners I see look like they're being severely tortured, so I try to maintain a serene expression when I run. Wonder if I succeed.
- 18:32 RT @thesulk Hey, AT&T. Less money on bolts of orange fabric, more on your weak-ass signal.