2 - Apparently I'm just impossible to work with. I'm being paired with another assistant at my firm ... the fifth in the 18 months I've been here.
3 - One of my co-workers was walking around with a red stapler this morning so we were talking about OFFICE SPACE. She told me that Swingline didn't even make red staplers before the film was released, but the demand for them was so high following its release that they are now offered ("Bold head-turning design and legendary performance - the star of any office space").
4 - Oh man this looks sweet.
5 - Happy Monday to YOU.