But after reflecting about it, I've come up with another system that gives you a new name. Your new first name is your favorite dessert and your new last name is your greatest fear.
For instance, my name would be:
Cheesecake Dying Alone
Of course if you asked me twenty-five years ago, my name would probably have been:
Smores Kidnapped By Pirates
I imagine in another sixty years my name will most likely be:
Tapioca Not Getting To The Toilet Before I Crap Myself
I want everybody else to play too! C'mon now, what would your name be?
[x-posted to damnportlanders]