- 06:58:08: Had to use my key because my personal office door code didn't work this morning. Hope this isn't layoff notification protocol.
- 08:22:48: Door lock malfunction. Still has job.
- 18:32:49: When I reply to the cat with a meow noise, he gives me a glare that says "yeah, that's what I said, idiot." I suppose I deserve it.
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