1: I think you're one of the most talented people I've seen on LJ, and I feel like you must think I'm a schmuck because I keep contacting you with projects and never following through.
2: You crack my shit up in every one of your postings. I wanna say I knew you once, after you become famous. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
3: I think it would be fun to meet you, possibly date you, but at the very least become your friend ... but I have a feeling you would kill me. Plus you're taking off for grad school.
4: I know you fantasize about my manscape.
5: Looo-ziana plum.
6: I think I'd really like to meet you and your husband. In fact, let's. Get a sitter for little F and we'll go get a beer or something.
7: You're younger than me, you're gay, but hey, let's talk more.
8: I'm pretty sure I freaked you out by replying to some of your posts, because I'm like twice your age, but to be honest, I like what you have to say.
9: I have a lot of respect for you even though we've never met. Saw some comments of yours in DP and added you. You have a goatee.
10: You perplex me. You write in koans and riddles. I dig it. We talked about an incident with a pool cue awhile back.