So ... The Hang works as a buyer for a supermarket chain, for the home department. Specifically, she buys toys. So, she gets a ton of sample products from meetings with vendor reps. Lately, she's been giving them to me ...
... including this gem -- a wearable Vader helmet that includes a voice changer:
She: "Just don't wear this thing when you sneak out on Thursday to catch the matinee."