Someone's inquiry as to whether there's an English word for "simultaneously amused and embarrassed" yielded this response:
I'm sure there's a word for it in German. They always have those hugeass words for really specific stuff like "The crumbs that get beneath your fingernails when eating Gouda on Mt. Vesuvius."
To which someone else replied:
Why, that's die Unterfingernäglenkäsevulkanessenkrumen, of course.