It starts out ok.
... if you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try again.
This is the part that either mystifies me or insults my intelligence.
Either you dialed the number you wrote down or got out of the phone book, or you didn't. If you did, you're doomed forever to re-dial and listen to the polite voice ad nauseum. Either way, she's telling you "haha - ain't our problem you're a dumbass."