Tim (littlebluedog) wrote,
Tim
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When I was a kid, my younger sisters would pretend they were in a soap opera. I have no idea where their chosen character names came from, but they were always the same: Carin was "Gretchen Ross" and Beth was "Caroline Monroe." Robin was too young to participate as a supporting character. Of course I wanted no part of it, so male leads were either played by the dog, or a mop (for the numerous song and dance numbers). This was a recurring play theme of theirs for years.

This morning, I received a piece of spam mail from "Gretchen Ross," advising me of young, open-minded, available girls in my area.

There were pictures.

Their minds weren't the only thing open.

Damn you, Al Gore. Another childhood memory irreversibly violated.
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